Dr. Frank's What's-it

Why not?

Some people didn't think "Milk Milk Lemonade" was such a great title, but you don't see them making blog posts to ridicule it. Mean.

popular girl if she needs her new number posted :)

Hi, my name is Melody Chest. Is there anything I can write that won't be "denied for questionable content?" This is a test.

Please lay off... Maria is obviously a hairdresser trying to make ends meet in a world where a Vidal Sassoon contract can make or break your career. Perhaps she was forced from her old location by the opening of a Wal-Mart SuperCenter next door that offered haircuts for three dollars less. Now she has to pick up the pieces of her career and start all over, so she picks out a name like "art, mind and hair" which might sound a little strange but is quite memorable. She posts her number on the door of her old business so people can call her to scedule a cut and style at the new place. Once again, it's a hard knock life but things would be a little easier to deal with if Dr. Frank and Catherine weren't snickering at her on the information superhighway.

I figured something out... your comments can get rejected based on the email address you give. I just spent 15 minutes of my morning troubleshooting this problem, so I hope my efforts are rewarded by a series of thank you notes following this posting.

OH MY GOD! Have yous guys been checking out the Suicide Girls link? I ignored it for a long time because that whole burlesque trampy but empowered indir grrrrl scene gives me gas. However, I just went over there to see what is taking Dr. Frank so long to post here and was blown away. The best post so far is about a kid who makes a 14 minutes recorded "6 month anniversary" cd for his girlfriend who dumps him 3 days later and posts the cd on the web for everyone to make fun of and remix. It's, as Gwen Stefani would say, "B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"
he keeps sputtering that he "loves loves her" so much, but at one point while citing the reasons their love is for real he goes "OUR HANDS ARE THE SAME SIZE" bwhahahahahha.
As golden as that is, it gets better later in the recording when he starts his acapella singing and busts into a verse that contains the phrase "If our love isn't real, how come your hand fits mine?"

Anatomical appendages and their relative size to your mate do indeed sometimes play a factor in romance, but TROY YOU FUCKING RETARD, you have girl hands and that might not be a fact you want to keep repeating.

I checked out the Suicide Girls sight once, but I can't access it at work.. Leaves me out of the loop.

You should check it out more often. I really got a kick out of the fifth grade Devo cover band he linked to. The redubbing of MOTU to Four Non Blondes was a sacrillege to my childhood memories however.

Is this the same Maria; who knew Joe?