My friend found this on Craig's List:
I don't understand why some of you women have a problem when a guy posting a pic or e-mailing you a pic of them with "NO SHIRT ON". How can you assume that there is something wrong with him or have a problem with him just by seeing a pic of him shirtless.Posted by Dr. Frank at August 12, 2005 04:48 PM | TrackBackHAVE YOU LOOKED AT MOST MAGAZINE COVERS AND BILLBOARDS THESE DAYS?? I would assume since you have a problem with guys sending shirtless pics then you would have a problem dating male fitness cover model and most male celebrities.
Maybe, you don't like guys who send shirtless pics because your insecure with your own body and feel uncomfortable seeing a shirtless guy because you "WOULD NOT WANT ANYONE TO SEE YOU BARELY DRESSED"
So, if you have a problem with a shirtless man picture, that basically says that your insecure with your own body and prefer a man who is insecure with his.
I'VE NEVER ONCE HAD A WOMEN HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME NOT HAVING A SHIRT ON IN PUBLIC OR PRIVATE.
This just tells me that most of the women on CL don't deserve a sexy man that's fit an athletic looking.
All you shirtless haters deserve a "HAIRY BEER BELLY" FOR A SOLE MATE.
My "sole" mate was a tasty filet at Red Lobster.
Usually shirtless pics that I send are okay. It's the trouserless one's the get me in trouble.
Maybe he's insecure because nobody wants his hot man flesh.
And the girls are jealous because they don't get to post their shirtless pics on craigslist for the whole world to see.
mmmmaybe...
But I have come up with a reason he spelled "soul" wrong. In fact he didn't as he is a practicing Bokonist.
'"WOULD NOT WANT ANYONE TO SEE YOU BARELY DRESSED"'
Who said that? Thoreau?
Posted by: josh at August 12, 2005 08:11 PMI dunno. I'm kinda into that beer belly thing. I don't like a guy with a six-pack. Unless it's a belly that's just downed a six-pack.
And my sole mate is so far turning out to be this really comfortable pair of checkered Vans.
Posted by: Megan at August 12, 2005 10:48 PM
Yeah me too actually,i like a little chunk on my chicken as they say,i'm weird like that. You might say,but beth you're a vegetarian. i would say hey,for a sufficiently cuteboy,you've got to make a few exceptions.
(pithy comment)
Posted by: sir reginald the pith at August 13, 2005 04:43 AMMegan, I think you should give me a call.
Posted by: Melody Chest at August 14, 2005 01:12 AM'"WOULD NOT WANT ANYONE TO SEE YOU BARELY DRESSED"'
Who said that? Thoreau?
Posted by josh at August 12, 2005 08:11 PM
I believe it was MeatLoaf. "We were barely 17 and we were barely dressed." Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Posted by: Manda Magpie at August 19, 2005 08:51 PMThat was totally YOUR post on Craig's list, and you're right. If people are gonna be weird about your brutal tan pecs and biceps, then its their problem, not yours. And any woman who isn't totally into your profile that you put on Craig's list, would totally have a problem "dating a male fitness cover model and most male celebrities" like yourself. You've been a male fitness cover model and most celebrities for years and years and its too late to go back now. Don't be ashamed of who you are. You can't help it that you've always just, you know, been into fitness and taking your top off.
Posted by: atzbo at August 29, 2005 04:19 AM