Matt Welch has a hilarious post on how true blue, bred-in-the-bone Blue State elite-types put on "jes plain folks" costumes in order to help dramatize their gloat-a-thons over the election results. James Taranto killed him a bear when he was only three. And meet Professor Bainbridge, a poor mountaineer who, in spirit if not in body, barely kep his family fed.
Posted by Dr. Frank at November 6, 2004 01:59 PM | TrackBackThere's proof that Saturday Night Live's writers are totally out of ideas.
Posted by: Luke at November 6, 2004 09:07 PMWell, you can hardly expect the country folk to have the rhetorical or literary skills to speak for themselves. It's only natural that they'd need us Blue Staters to tell their story.
Plus they'll spare our families when the shit hits the fan if we put in a good word for them now.