Britney plans a Kabbalah wedding.
But the family wants to incorporate Baptist elements into the ceremony as well, in order to "make everybody happy."
Posted by Dr. Frank at July 27, 2004 04:44 PM | TrackBackMe thinks that Madonna has waaaaay too much influence over young Britney these days, but I don't like her music anyway, so who cares?
Posted by: Zaphod Beeblebrox at July 27, 2004 05:46 PMMan, this is not looking good for the Scientologists. They used to have the market cornered on gullible celebrities looking for a religion. Who wants to bet that the Spearses hire Tom Cruise to kidnap Brit before the ceremony to "deprogram" her by hooking her up to an e-meter?
Posted by: Nick at July 27, 2004 05:53 PMYou're right, Nick: pseudo-Kabbalah *is* the new Scientology.
Posted by: Dr. Frank at July 27, 2004 05:58 PMLou Reed married a couple last year I believe. That'd be the way to go...
But then if the groom was late everyone would be waiting for the ma-- ah forget it.
Thinking about converting from Catholicism are we Frank?
Posted by: Zaphod Beeblebrox at July 27, 2004 10:42 PMWow, Lou Reed married someone. I'm getting married in May but my only option for someone to marry us is our drunk, high, epileptic, diabetic, biggest white trash, coon skin cap wearing friend J.J. Maybe Lou Reed could do it...Eh, I think I'll stick with J.J.
Posted by: Amy 80 at July 27, 2004 10:59 PMAt least Lou never wore "coon skin"...
by the way, ever heard of a courthouse??
The happiest day of my life spent in a courthouse...Isn't that kind of an oxymoron? Maybe that's just me.
Posted by: Amy 80 at July 28, 2004 01:43 AMIf there's one thing a ceremony within a religious setting should do, it's make everybody happy.
But, it's nice to see that her parents are finally "horrified" at something she's doing.
Posted by: Ron at July 28, 2004 02:06 AMno, just me is that other chick...you're amy80
Posted by: myke at July 28, 2004 07:28 AM