Dr. Frank's What's-it

When pulled out of context and made into a title, the "wolves are monogamous" line said by one of my dates looks triply absurd. And triply amusing.

Thanks for the link, as always.

boo yeah, another reason why wolves are the coolest animal. Come back to Phoenix, AZ Mr. Frank. The show you played back in August with MTX was so cool. You and the Queers should tour. Now there is an unbeatable combo.

actually, dr frank and even in blackouts (jughead from screeching weasel's acoustic punk band) would be an unbeatable combination!

Strunk and White say you don't have to worry about ending your sentences with prepositions. Blog on.

If you like those, you'd love hearing about some of the dates I've had -- especially those that were a result of ill-advised personal ads.

One involved a little person who sat across the table from me in an Italian restaurant in Germany and told me he didn't have a belly button. And then proceeded to prove it.

Oh, yeah, I've got a million of'em, Dr. Frank.

Laurie, is that possible? A guy having no belly button, I mean?

Oh. It's possible. And the image will forever be emblazoned on my brain.

He said he was born prematurely and hospitalized quite a while after his birth. Where one normally has an innie or an outie, he had nothing. But you could see a very slight indentation in the skin which was the well-healed scar. (You probably wouldn't even see it unless, as I was, you were looking skeptically for what you knew must be there.)

But don't get hung up on the details, Frank...my point was, he found it appropriate blind date conversation! And, he showed me, right there in the restaurant!

Laurie - that story is unbelievable. Far more bizarre than a man who is unable to speak above a whisper.

Hiya Frank & happy new year. Can't wait to get the record here at the Reno Lab. And just put "Flower" on a mix CD, via a legal download from yer own Lookout Records. Man, that's a purty rock song.

Come visit for christ sakes. Guest room & much wine awaits.