Dr. Frank's What's-it

By the way, thanks to

By the way, thanks to Matt Welch for sending so many compliments my way recently. In one recent post, he even says I'm "unnaturally youthful looking." I can't take credit for that. While the ring was in my possession, I didn't age; I just existed. Lately, though, I've been feeling a bit stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread...